 | There's only one me in the galaxy; I am an indangered species. This kind of knowledge can cause a depression so I bide my time with philosophical questions. Not for nothin but what came first: the chicken nugget or the egg mcmuffin? I got talent and I got tits. |
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Nov. 8th, 2021
May. 6th, 2012
(BACKDATED TO SUNDAY)
Dex, I have never been so in love. You should punch people all the time.
Robb, you made a fantastic man slut.
Will was freaky I got chills
Flint was hilarious, like a one man advertisement for anti-depressant potions.
The very best was Malfoy though for his breath taking performance of Remorse in the Girls Lavatory: A Tragic Romance. Congratulations. Your award will arrive in two to three business days.
On another note, Hugo Weasley you are in so much trouble.
Robb, you made a fantastic man slut.
Flint was hilarious, like a one man advertisement for anti-depressant potions.
The very best was Malfoy though for his breath taking performance of Remorse in the Girls Lavatory: A Tragic Romance. Congratulations. Your award will arrive in two to three business days.
On another note, Hugo Weasley you are in so much trouble.
Apr. 6th, 2012
LYSANDER SCAMANDER
This necklace is actually fabulous. I'm shocked, since I figured you just string dry macaroni together and such, but maybe it's because you had me as your muse that this turned out so utterly phenomenal.
[Slytherin Girls 6th + Dom]
One of you should snog me. In public.
-added later-
[Tanner & Sev]
I need a favor.
Jan. 8th, 2012
If anyone would like opinions on how they looked in their Gala finery, please step forward. I thought up some similes just for the occasion, so don't be shy!
[Warded to Slytherin 6th]
You may all now submit to me updates on your love lives. Particularly YOU Lisa Davies!
[Warded to Dominique]
Dom. Dom. Dom. Dom.
[Warded to Qamar]
Qamar. Qamar. Qamar.
[Warded to Madeline]
Maddie. Maddie. Maddie.
[Warded to Slytherin 6th]
You may all now submit to me updates on your love lives. Particularly YOU Lisa Davies!
[Warded to Dominique]
Dom. Dom. Dom. Dom.
[Warded to Qamar]
Qamar. Qamar. Qamar.
[Warded to Madeline]
Maddie. Maddie. Maddie.
Dec. 7th, 2011
[Domally]
[Warded to Theodsius]
HELP!
[Warded to Theodsius]
HELP!
Nov. 14th, 2011
What is the matter with the foreigners. It's like they're constantly in a frenzy. Is it because it's almost time for that fat holiday with all the chickens that yanks love? There really isn't any reason to be so very excited about a dedication to obesity you know.
I'd never be able to stand living in the States. Not unless they put a law put in place that makes it a crime for some overweight tourist from Oklahoma to wear both a bum bag and spandex bike shorts in front of me. Or, if you must expose us to every bump and roll, sir, at least don't bend over to pick up a coin and give new meaning to "there's a bad moon on the rise."
I'd never be able to stand living in the States. Not unless they put a law put in place that makes it a crime for some overweight tourist from Oklahoma to wear both a bum bag and spandex bike shorts in front of me. Or, if you must expose us to every bump and roll, sir, at least don't bend over to pick up a coin and give new meaning to "there's a bad moon on the rise."